“Peter Pan” is Unmasked as Mike Parker

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Res Ipsa wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 1:50 am
TwoCumorahFraud wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 12:21 am
I served a mission in Latin America. To condemn others with racism to promote a make-believe Two Cumorah theory, is really odd:

There's no truth to it.. read the online book. The author is completely honest. He states his sources: Ethnology reports on Central America and the Mayas from the Smithsonian:

https://tinyurl.com/LEHills1924bookM2C

Oh well. Ha ha ha!
The same ethnology reports that say native Americans are Asian in descent as well, right?
Nope. Here are some mentioned in his book:

https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id= ... =Ethnology

Bulletin No. 28 is dated 1904. Translated from German:

https://archive.org/details/bulletin281 ... ew=theater
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TwoCumorahFraud wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 2:19 am
Res Ipsa wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 1:50 am
The same ethnology reports that say native Americans are Asian in descent as well, right?
Nope. Here are some mentioned in his book:

https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id= ... =Ethnology

Bulletin No. 28 is dated 1904. Translated from German:

https://archive.org/details/bulletin281 ... ew=theater
Oh, of course, only your cherry picked author counts. :roll:
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TwoCumorahFraud wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 12:21 am
I served a mission in Latin America. To condemn others with racism to promote a make-believe Two Cumorah theory, is really odd:

There's no truth to it.. read the online book. The author is completely honest. He states his sources: Ethnology reports on Central America and the Mayas from the Smithsonian:

https://tinyurl.com/LEHills1924bookM2C

Oh well. Ha ha ha!
Why do you suppose a complete archaeological excavation of the NY Hill Cumorah hasn’t taken place?

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drumdude wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 1:42 am
As far as I am aware, Mike Parker has not been invited by Dan to be on Interpreter’s radio show since he was exposed. This is noteworthy because Mike was a regular on the show previously.

Dan decided not to comment on Mike, but rather whinge about the heartlanders finding a welcoming home here.
“DCP” wrote: I observe with interest that, in addition to Mr. Neville’s happy willingness to participate on the podcast of a vocally derisive critic of the claims of the Restoration, “TwoCumorahFraud” is now a participant on what I sometimes call the “Peterson Obsession Board.” Some here will recall “TwoCumorahFraud,” a recent commenter here, for his vitriolic hostility to me, Jack Welch, the late John Sorenson, the late William Hamblin, and others, denouncing us for having supposedly plagiarized the evil limited Mesoamerican model for Book of Mormon geography from a long-dead member of the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints named L. E. Hills and, thus, turned our backs on the modern apostles and prophets. The Obsession Board is a largely atheistic place, fiercely critical of the Church and its beliefs and — since its residents overwhelmingly dismiss the Book of Mormon as a fraud — not remotely inclined to “TwoCumorahFraud’s” aggressive “Heartlander” geographical views. But a shared disdain for “apologists” seems to provide congenial common ground for everybody there, at least for the moment.

A note on Item 4, above: I’ve repeatedly said here and elsewhere that, although (like all of my academic associates, so far as I’m aware) I’m unpersuaded by “Heartlander” models of Book of Mormon geography, I’m perfectly happy to fellowship with members of the Church who hold those views. But, curiously, I’m not perfectly happy when a fellow Latter-day Saint calls me “Slander Dan,” alleges that I reject the prophets, and compares me and my friends to Lucifer and his host of devils. This is what I genuinely object to in the behavior of a few persons who are associated with the “Heartlander” movement: The apparent willingness to denounce other active and committed Latter-day Saints for failing to share their opinions on the precise GPS coordinates of the Jaredite city of Lib. While it’s interesting and even, as an academic subject, not unimportant, the geography of the Book of Mormon is, at most, a topic of secondary or tertiary significance. It isn’t worth breaking fellowship with the Saints. It isn’t worth sowing discord in the Kingdom
- my emphasis

Imagine this instead, or as well:

"This is what I genuinely object to in the behavior of a few persons who are associated with the “MesoAmerica” movement: The apparent willingness to denounce other active and committed Latter-day Saints for failing to share their opinions on the precise GPS coordinates of the Jaredite city of Lib. While it’s interesting and even, as an academic subject, not unimportant, the geography of the Book of Mormon is, at most, a topic of secondary or tertiary significance. It isn’t worth breaking fellowship with the Saints. It isn’t worth sowing discord in the Kingdom".

No! It would never be right to accuse, say, Parker in such a way, would it? I must have it all wrong, right?
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Oh brother.
DCP wrote: ...But, curiously, I’m not perfectly happy when a fellow Latter-day Saint calls me “Slander Dan,” alleges that I reject the prophets, and compares me and my friends to Lucifer and his host of devils. This is what I genuinely object to in the behavior of a few persons who are associated with the “Heartlander” movement: The apparent willingness to denounce other active and committed Latter-day Saints for failing to share their opinions on the precise GPS coordinates of the Jaredite city of Lib. While it’s interesting and even, as an academic subject, not unimportant, the geography of the Book of Mormon is, at most, a topic of secondary or tertiary significance. It isn’t worth breaking fellowship with the Saints. It isn’t worth sowing discord in the Kingdom.
But he's okay with 4+ years of Parker describing Heartlanders with the most absurdly vicious names and epithets? And 4+ years of his posting links to Parker's completely over the top asshattery, while he pretends he's never read it?? And 4+ years of Parker saying 'if I wanted to engage in ad hominem I would write about [every horrible thing he's found out about his targets' personal lives, described repeatedly in vicious detail], but because I am more virtuous than that, "i won't" ??? Until the next time he does it? Which has happened multiple times.

Any Heartlander crimes and misdemeanors are long since lost in the miasma of mopologetic wailing and gnashing of their delicate little baby teeth. What path are these pathetic mopos on? because it's clearly not Russell's covenant path of Christlike living.
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Marcus wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 2:49 am
Oh brother.
DCP wrote: ...But, curiously, I’m not perfectly happy when a fellow Latter-day Saint calls me “Slander Dan,” alleges that I reject the prophets, and compares me and my friends to Lucifer and his host of devils. This is what I genuinely object to in the behavior of a few persons who are associated with the “Heartlander” movement: The apparent willingness to denounce other active and committed Latter-day Saints for failing to share their opinions on the precise GPS coordinates of the Jaredite city of Lib. While it’s interesting and even, as an academic subject, not unimportant, the geography of the Book of Mormon is, at most, a topic of secondary or tertiary significance. It isn’t worth breaking fellowship with the Saints. It isn’t worth sowing discord in the Kingdom.
But he's okay with 4+ years of Parker describing Heartlanders with the most absurdly vicious names and epithets? And 4+ years of his posting links to Parker's completely over the top asshattery, while he pretends he's never read it?? And 4+ years of Parker saying 'if I wanted to engage in ad hominem I would write about [every horrible thing he's found out about his targets' personal lives, described repeatedly in vicious detail], but because I am more virtuous than that, "i won't" ??? Until the next time he does it? Which has happened multiple times.

Any Heartlander crimes and misdemeanors are long since lost in the miasma of mopologetic wailing and gnashing of their delicate little baby teeth. What path are these pathetic mopos on? because it's clearly not Russell's covenant path of Christlike living.
For real. Mike “Peter Pan” Parker and Stephen “Captain Hook” Smoot produced 142 articles over eleven months from 2/19 through 12/19, virtually all of which were slanderous, vicious, and mocking. 142 articles.

Dowsin’ Dan knows this, of course. He found it useful and so amazeballs that he hyped up their hate blog with frequent references and links to it. And sadly, he’s roped young minds into his nasty affair. Smoot, Kraus, and Boylan will never shake their association with this nonsense. What a shame.

Anyway. It never ceases to amaze me just how entrenched they are in their own duplicitous behavior while bitching about others. Every_single_accusation is a confession.

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Res Ipsa wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 2:29 am
TwoCumorahFraud wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 2:19 am
Nope. Here are some mentioned in his book:

https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id= ... =Ethnology

Bulletin No. 28 is dated 1904. Translated from German:

https://archive.org/details/bulletin281 ... ew=theater
Oh, of course, only your cherry picked author counts. :roll:
Cherry picked author? L.E. Hills is the creator of The Two Cumorah theory. Haha ..
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 2:39 am
TwoCumorahFraud wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 12:21 am
I served a mission in Latin America. To condemn others with racism to promote a make-believe Two Cumorah theory, is really odd:

There's no truth to it.. read the online book. The author is completely honest. He states his sources: Ethnology reports on Central America and the Mayas from the Smithsonian:

https://tinyurl.com/LEHills1924bookM2C

Oh well. Ha ha ha!
Why do you suppose a complete archaeological excavation of the NY Hill Cumorah hasn’t taken place?

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For what purpose? Oliver Cowdery described in his letters where on the Hill the plates were buried. On the west side near the top.
And others stated the repository in it containing the other records would fill several wagon loads, meaning they were moved.

But join HCETI.org and visit Cerro Rabón in Oaxaca, Mexico if you believe in DCP and the Two Cumorah theory.
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TwoCumorahFraud wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 3:13 am
Res Ipsa wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 2:29 am
Oh, of course, only your cherry picked author counts. :roll:
Cherry picked author? L.E. Hills is the creator of The Two Cumorah theory. Haha ..
I know. I’ve got no dog in your fight. Wars over the setting of a book of fiction aren’t my thing.
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drumdude wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2023 12:06 am
“Mike Parker” wrote: Thanks, Eric. This blog has nothing to do with ex-Mormons or their claims, so I’m a little baffled at becoming their latest target.
He’s baffled guys.
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