Upset at Jonathan Neville for not believing in L.E. Hills’ fake Book of Mormon geography. (He created 4 maps, total.) Hills dies in 1925. His 3 books and 4 maps survive.
Jack Welch finds them in a dumpster, circa 1978. Resells them as F.A.R.M.S.
No Nephite allowed for 1,000 years to leave Mesoamerica, until the Prophet Moroni in the year 420 A.D. Then Moroni wandered for some 30 years with the gold plates and the Urim and Thummim, until he happened to find a hill in upstate New York, where he carefully buried the plates.
https://tinyurl.com/Hills1919Map
Approved by Jack Welch and Dan Peterson’s Foundation of Interpretation, who hung out in the F.U.N.NY. F.A.R.M.S. Sells newsletters. Lectures. Books. Since the 1980s. Call themselves scholars. Actually reselling a 100yr-old theory from a member of the RLDS Church.
Then the F.U.N.N.Y. F.A.R.M.S. recently claims the Prophet Joseph Smith translated the plates using a Stone in a Hat. Plates and Urim and Thummim carefully protected for 30 years and carefully buried to survive for another 1,000 years, were not needed to translate.
Sorry Moroni! 30 years of wandering to no avail. Joseph Smith already had a peep stone.
This is the logic that Mike Parker embraces because Jack Welch and DCP are really cool cats. Calls Jonathan Neville loco for not believing the above. Hides behind a peanut butter jar.
This is as nutty as it gets.
