The Trump Criminal Case MEGATHREAD.

[Doctor Steuss]

Well, this might be awkward for the "lock up Hunter Biden" crowd.

According to a Trump spokesman, Donald "Under Federal Indictment" Trump bought himself a gun a week ago. Web Archived Link -- Since Deleted By Spokesman.

Silver lining for Trumpists, is that Trump and everyone around him lies all of the time in order to placate the base, so this might have also been a lie. Might be able to keep that bond intact.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Well, this might be awkward for the "lock up Hunter Biden" crowd.

According to a Trump spokesman, Donald "Under Federal Indictment" Trump bought himself a gun a week ago. Web Archived Link -- Since Deleted By Spokesman.

Silver lining for Trumpists, is that Trump and everyone around him lies all of the time in order to placate the base, so this might have also been a lie. Might be able to keep that bond intact.

Trump:

“So, and let me say I’m not talking about me, but maybe I am, who knows, but not really. Let’s say the Liberals, you know, all those people who want to take away your money, and my money, well, mostly money because they’re jealous I’m a billionaire, that’s with a capital B, by the way. Always with the jealousy those people. Let’s say a former President was maliciously found guilty - not guilty, by the way - and the evil Democrats finally put him into jail for nothing except for being the greatest President in the history of Presidents, all of them, except, maybe, Putin and that other guy guy, the North Korean guy, great guy, by the way. Let’s say that President wanted to, you know, blow his brains out instead of going to prison for not committing any crimes whatsoever, innocent!, would this gun do the job. You know. Instant, no pain. Would that do it?”

Dealer: “Uh, yessir, no pain. Instant death on the spot.”

Trump puts gun in pocket: “Great! Great, that’s great. It’s not for me, but no, not for me. Someone else. Happy person. Great person. The best person.” *walks away*

Dealer: “Uh… Sir? Did he just take my gun?”

Handler: “ Great, greeeeat. Thank you, and if you’d like to make a contribution to the President’s self-defense fund it’s all on the brochure here.” *hands dealer an empty piece of paper*

- Doc

[Jersey Girl]

Trump and everyone around him lies all of the time

The man has exactly no conscience. Zero.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Trump’s legal team didn’t ask for a bench trial.

Huh.

- Doc

[Res Ipsa]

Trump’s legal team didn’t ask for a bench trial.

Huh.

- Doc

Do you mean jury trial? A bench trial is what happens when no one requests a jury.

[Jersey Girl]

Bugger's got a gag order placed on him. Finally. About time somebody shut him up.

BREAKING: Judge places Trump under gag order after social media attack on clerk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njSjK9V_vWQ

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

Trump’s legal team didn’t ask for a bench trial.

Huh.

- Doc

Do you mean jury trial? A bench trial is what happens when no one requests a jury.

Sorry, I meant jury trial. Brain fart.

-Doc

[Res Ipsa]

Do you mean jury trial? A bench trial is what happens when no one requests a jury.

Sorry, I meant jury trial. Brain fart.

-Doc

[Res Ipsa]

Bugger's got a gag order placed on him. Finally. About time somebody shut him up.

BREAKING: Judge places Trump under gag order after social media attack on clerk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njSjK9V_vWQ

His doxxing of the judge's clerk is despicable, but not surprising. What we're talking about is a new law school graduate working in their first law job.

[Jersey Girl]

Bugger's got a gag order placed on him. Finally. About time somebody shut him up.

BREAKING: Judge places Trump under gag order after social media attack on clerk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njSjK9V_vWQ

His doxxing of the judge's clerk is despicable, but not surprising. What we're talking about is a new law school graduate working in their first law job.

He's desperate. Completely desperate in full public view for the first time in his life. That combination of narcissistic and financial injury has got to hurt. The masked melted right off.

So be it. Amen.