The Pirate Investigation

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Pirate, Inspector Nehor's investigation seems to have stalled. Are there any more clues you could leave to help revitalize his flagging efforts to uncover whatever he is trying to uncover? For instance, do you prefer men who wear boxers, briefs or even more holy undergarb?
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I prefer Boxers, personally. Tightish ones are slightly more apealing. XD But not too tight. That must make me a girl. And maybe not a TBM as you guys say.

Nehor has stalled because he has no proof to back up his claims.

Briefs on men are not something I'd find attractive, Girls wear boxers these days too actually. They are called girlboxers.

Wow this is interesting.

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We actually don't use the word briefs here, but the super markets do, "womans briefs" : ) That is why it is quite confusing when people call their trouser pants. When really pants are a form of underwear and nickers is also underwear, and if you are a little odd you will call them drawers.

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Well done, Pirate! It is good of you to have shared your story with us.

And if you succeeded in completing a degree involving physics and maths, no-one has the right to call you a retard ever again - and I bet you enjoyed it too!
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Now spy is like totally confused about the pirate thing, not knowing PW goes back to a time when she was a teenager. Spy always assumed the pirate was one of her kids, but she likely didn’t have kids at age 19. On second thought it’s possible. Maybe someone can shed some light on my sad situation.
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High Spy wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2024 12:40 pm
Now spy is like totally confused about the pirate thing, not knowing PW goes back to a time when she was a teenager. Spy always assumed the pirate was one of her kids, but she likely didn’t have kids at age 19. On second thought it’s possible. Maybe someone can shed some light on my sad situation.
Lol. I didn't have kids at 19. I had never dated or kissed anyone until I was 19 lol. I started on forums when I was 14. And came over to the board when I was 17/18.

My name came about because I had post cards from the library where I hung out with some friends. And I was a bit quirky back then. I cut up the post cards and made a picture which basically resulted in a pirate in a bath tub with a lightbulb above his head and with the text, "I'm washing my pirate" which was originally, "I'm washing my duck". I'm pretty sure I still have it. I might take a look tomorrow. See if I can upload it. And I stuck it on my wall when I was at uni because I was sentimental back then lol. So when followed some people over to this board I changed my name and I couldn't think of anything so I looked around my room and spotted the post cards and made that my username.

Totally random.
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Chap wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2024 12:01 pm
Well done, Pirate! It is good of you to have shared your story with us.

And if you succeeded in completing a degree involving physics and maths, no-one has the right to call you a retard ever again - and I bet you enjoyed it too!
Thank you. I actually feel less intelligent now than I did back then lol. I did enjoy some things but I also lost my love for science and lost my intuitiveness. Connected all my personalities lol. But also lost my ability to not give a crap about what people thought of me. Anyway. Maybe it will come back. Sometimes I feel a flicker of excitement about nature and the universe, especially when my son talks about science.

But I made it didn't I? Kinda sane now and boring but better.
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