Why Dr. Shades Will Not Be Traveling To Ohio Anytime Soon

[Jersey Girl]

Oh for goodness sake do I have to do everything around here? No.

Bonding.

And evolution made bonding pleasurable so that offspring are more likely to receive resources from twice as many parents, thus increasing their chances of survival, wouldn't you say?

I'd agree with you if only I didn't believe it was how God intended it. But yes, you are finally on the right track. Try not to make me have to drag you back on there again.

[Jersey Girl]

Oh for goodness sake do I have to do everything around here? No.

Bonding.

Leave and cleave and be fruitful and multiply are sort of all in there together.

Pretty sure Everybody Wang Chung was talking about the drive through version of that in the OP.

[Dr. Shades]

And evolution made bonding pleasurable so that offspring are more likely to receive resources from twice as many parents, thus increasing their chances of survival, wouldn't you say?

I'd agree with you if only I didn't believe it was how God intended it. But yes, you are finally on the right track. Try not to make me have to drag you back on there again.

??? What, in your opinion, was I “off track” about?

[Jersey Girl]

I'd agree with you if only I didn't believe it was how God intended it. But yes, you are finally on the right track. Try not to make me have to drag you back on there again.

??? What, in your opinion, was I “off track” about?

Yep. I said what I said.

[Dr. Shades]

??? What, in your opinion, was I “off track” about?

Yep. I said what I said.

And I was right all along.

[Some Schmo]

I wonder how they intend to enforce this law. I guess it would be a matter of spot checks.

Sir, we have reason to believe you've been jacking off. Can you turn the front of your underwear out for us, please...?

On the radio later:

Yeah, we got ourselves an illegal jizzer here... oh yeah... Well he just unzipped his fly and the smell was off the charts... yeah... the underwear was definitely damp... Open and shut case of progenicide... Yep, bringing his sticky ass in now...

[Jersey Girl]

Yep. I said what I said.

And I was right all along.

You're free to think so if it helps.

[Dr. Shades]

And I was right all along.

You're free to think so if it helps.

I know so, and so do you.