With pleasure, Rivendale, with pleasure.

A prominent Mormon voice authoritatively proclaimed dark skin ("dirty copper colored exterior") was indeed a curse; Orson Pratt of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles Pigs:
THE LATTER-DAY SAINTS MILLENNIAL STAR, December 22 1866 wrote:SACRED METALLIC PLATES.
BY 0, PRATT.
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Notwithstanding the vast accumulations of evidence, proving the Jewish origin of the American Indians, yet the enlightened Jew has an aversion to claim in them a brotherhood. He contemplates them sunk down into the very depths of degradation and savage life, weltering apparently under the withering curse of Jehovah, with knowledge but little in advance of the brute beast, with a dirty copper colored exterior, rendered still more frightful by horrid daubs of paint and clay. Can it be possible, exclaims the Jew, that these low and degraded specimens of humanity are my kindred? Can they be the seed of Israel—the chosen seed? If so, whence then this skin of blackness—this blighting curse—this ferocious savageism? Oh, Judah, and hear the sad and mournful history of Joseph, thy brother; it is the history from the Gold Plates of Cumorah’s hill; it is the voice of the dead, speaking from their ancient tombs; it is the voice of Prophets whose speech is low out of the ground, and whispers mournfully from the dust. Listen to the words of Nephi :—
Wherefore, the word of the Lord was fulfilled which he spake unto me, saying: "That inasmuch as they will not hearken unto thy words, they shall be cut off from the presence of the Lord. And behold, they were cut off from his presence. And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people, the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them...
SO, TAKE THAT!

Stoopid f-ing apologetic Mormons are no match for Shulem. I will kick their asses!
