What were Nephite Christians like?

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What were Nephite Christians like?

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Assuming for the moment that they existed, is there any possible sensible way to imagine what being a Nephite Christian would have been like?

First of all, you’re cut off from western civilization from 600BC on. Plato wouldn’t exist for another 200 years. You’re being told vague things about a messiah for hundreds of years.

Then Jesus arrives, and kills a bunch of you with an earthquake. And lectures for a bit about the beatitudes.

You have no Old Testament. You have no New Testament. You don’t spring from the community of Hellenized Christians in the Roman Empire. You’re not part of the councils and theological debates about what Christ is, what sin is, what the priesthood is.

Instead, you’re listening to Kings give lectures about 18th century Christian theology.

All of this to say, how can anyone imagine what it was like to be a Christian Nephite? You might as well try imagining what it was like to be a Marxist Nephite, or a Whig Nephite. Or a MAGA Nephite.
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drumdude wrote:
Sat Mar 29, 2025 1:54 am
Assuming for the moment that they existed, is there any possible sensible way to imagine what being a Nephite Christian would have been like?
Putting bacon on your bagel gave you many more deli options.
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drumdude wrote:
Sat Mar 29, 2025 1:54 am
Or a MAGA Nephite.
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Moksha wrote:
Sat Mar 29, 2025 6:43 am
drumdude wrote:
Sat Mar 29, 2025 1:54 am
Assuming for the moment that they existed, is there any possible sensible way to imagine what being a Nephite Christian would have been like?
Putting bacon on your bagel gave you many more deli options.
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canpakes wrote:
Sat Mar 29, 2025 6:46 am
drumdude wrote:
Sat Mar 29, 2025 1:54 am
Or a MAGA Nephite.
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You could imagine convincing a Nephite in 20 B.C. that Trump would be coming soon to make America great again. You could tell him that Trump’s tariffs would guarantee fair trade, that DOGE would eliminate bureaucratic waste.

It would make as much sense as teaching the Nephite to believe in Christ. Would that make them real Trump supporters, or real Christians?
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