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silentkid wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:crock:

had James Bond's type of sex


What is James Bond's type of sex?

Jersey Girl


Not to speak for crock, but I think he was referring to the "type of sex" that Bond's avatar is alluding to (hint: BJ). Please correct me if I'm wrong.


Finally! I had no idea. The animation works choppy in my browser, so I just thought it referred to "put out" and not a specific act.

That's some pricey "type of sex!" I don't know anyone who pays for that in diamonds...
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silentkid wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:crock:

had James Bond's type of sex


What is James Bond's type of sex?

Jersey Girl


Not to speak for crock, but I think he was referring to the "type of sex" that Bond's avatar is alluding to (hint: BJ). Please correct me if I'm wrong.


Well, excuse my crudeness but maybe you guys should stop thinking with your relevant body part and see that the woman in the avatar could have easily been up on her toes to kiss the guy.
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Dirty minds...;)
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silentkid wrote:Dirty minds...;)


Desperate minds. Really desperate!
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Jersey Girl wrote:"This reminds me of that old joke about confusing an enlisted guy by putting him in a round room and telling him to stand in the corner..."


I was going to send this to you in a PM but I think I'll say what I wanted right here. There are at least two posters on this board who have family members who were enlistedmen. Everytime they read jokes about "enlistedmen" they laugh their asses off.



Sorry, but that was to good to pass up...
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Jersey Girl wrote:
silentkid wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:crock:

had James Bond's type of sex


What is James Bond's type of sex?

Jersey Girl


Not to speak for crock, but I think he was referring to the "type of sex" that Bond's avatar is alluding to (hint: BJ). Please correct me if I'm wrong.


Well, excuse my crudeness but maybe you guys should stop thinking with your relevant body part and see that the woman in the avatar could have easily been up on her toes to kiss the guy.


That was what I assumed was happening!
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Blixa wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:Well, excuse my crudeness but maybe you guys should stop thinking with your relevant body part and see that the woman in the avatar could have easily been up on her toes to kiss the guy.


That was what I assumed was happening!



Last time I checked, when you stood on your tip toes you went up instead of down...
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Mr. Coffee wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:"This reminds me of that old joke about confusing an enlisted guy by putting him in a round room and telling him to stand in the corner..."


I was going to send this to you in a PM but I think I'll say what I wanted right here. There are at least two posters on this board who have family members who were enlistedmen. Everytime they read jokes about "enlistedmen" they laugh their asses off.



Sorry, but that was to good to pass up...


And one of them would be me.

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Mr. Coffee wrote:
Blixa wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:Well, excuse my crudeness but maybe you guys should stop thinking with your relevant body part and see that the woman in the avatar could have easily been up on her toes to kiss the guy.


That was what I assumed was happening!



Last time I checked, when you stood on your tip toes you went up instead of down...


Unless you're looking at an image post-kiss.

Duh.
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Jersey Girl wrote:Unless you're looking at an image post-kiss. Duh.


The key to understanding is in the text "She'll pretty much have to." He put's the ring on, she starts moving down, the text flashes. I do like your tip-toes rationale, but my use of parsimony (aided by my dirty male mind) prefers the dirty explanation.
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