Gazelam wrote:The monks name was actually Abdul Alhazred. And I'd imagine it stinks pretty bad, being bound in human flesh and all, not to mention whats been spilled on it over the years.
Thanks, my Lovecraft books are packed up right now and the name didn't spring to mind.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics "I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
The Nehor wrote:1. The Satanist's Bible by Satan 2. The Necronomicon by the Mad Monk 3. To Reign in Hell by Steven Brust 4. Lectures on Faith
The Satanic Bible was written by Anton LeVay.
The fake pop-culture one. I got the real deal. You have to have a special contact to get one. Requires that you prance around a bonfire in a loincloth chanting for five hours, then you jump into the fire and the words of the book are seared into your flesh. Using necromantic rituals you transfer the scars into a blank book and then you have a copy. Hard to acquire, goes for at least a thousand bucks on EBay.
Ah, well I have danced (and pranced, and other things) about a bonfire in less than a loincloth for more than five hours. Have walked through the fire, have had my flesh seared (and liked it), as well as participated in a few ritualistic chants.
1) Kingdom of the Cults: Dr. Walter Martin
2) The Mormon Mirage: Latayne C. Scott
3) A History of Man: L. Ron Hubbard
4) The History of Magic: Eliphes Levi
5) The art and Science of Astral Projection: Ophiel
6) Offenders for a Word: Daniel Peterson
Lou Midgley 08/20/2020: "...meat wad," and "cockroach" are pithy descriptions of human beings used by gemli? They were not fashioned by Professor Peterson.
LM 11/23/2018: one can explain away the soul of human beings...as...a Meat Unit, to use Professor Peterson's clever derogatory description of gemli's ideology.
moksha wrote:1. The Cartoon History of the Universe, Volumes I-III. 2. The Rubaiyat by Omar Khayyam 3. The Lord of the Rings 4. The Silmarillion 5. Labor's Untold Story 6. The Grapes of Wrath 7. The Crack in the Cosmic Egg 8. A Canticle for Liebowitz 9. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance 10. Jesus the Christ by James E. Talmage
Moksha, were you taking this seriously and actually trying to make better Mormons of the 18 year old population? Get with the program and lighten up.
1. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
2. The Restaraunt at the End of the Universe
3. Life, The Universe, and Everything
4. So Long and Thanks for all the Fish
5. Mostly Harmless
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy. eritis sicut dii I support NCMO
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WK: "Joseph Smith asserted that the Book of Mormon peoples were the original inhabitants of the americas"
Will Schryver: "No, he didn’t." 3/19/08
Still waiting for Will to back this up...
*The Story of the Latter Day Saints, Allen & Leonard
*An Insiders View of Mormon Origions, Grant Palmer
*Book of Abraham, Joe Smith
*Crazy From the Heat, the autobiography, David Lee Roth