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Mercury wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:
Imwashingmypirate wrote:I'm Ok. I didn't even get much of a "hangover". I felt a little sick but when I ate I was fine. harhar... Iwent to church drunk.


Pirate, it's against Mormon teachings to drink alcohol. You'll have to quit if you wish to remain a member in good standing.

Alcohol or church. Choose.


there is a third alternative - lie, as I did off and on for years.


So funny and yet true, isn't it?
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Post by _Gazelam »

Pirate,

This is what is known as "the morning after" . This is the part where you realize how dunb you were and the need to repent.

Shades is right.

Gaz
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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Post by _asbestosman »

Maybe Pirate is a JAK Mormon.
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It was once. I doubt I will do it again. I felt rather imbarrased. but it was actually quite funny.
Just punched myself on the face...
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asbestosman wrote:Maybe Pirate is a JAK Mormon.


JAK isn't a Mormon. Nor does he believe in God. I doubt there is such a thing as a "JAK Mormon". What do you mean by this?
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Imwashingmypirate wrote:I'm Ok. I didn't even get much of a "hangover". I felt a little sick but when I ate I was fine. harhar... Iwent to church drunk.


Pirate, it's against Mormon teachings to drink alcohol. You'll have to quit if you wish to remain a member in good standing.

Alcohol or church. Choose.


"Quit"!!!!! I am NOT an alcholic!

LOL. I am a good member back home but not here. I am a less active here. Not really but that is what they think. It is because I at times go home. Back home I had callings and stuff and was good in my callings.
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Repent to whom?
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Post by _Blixa »

Imwashingmypirate wrote:Repent to whom?


Nicely said


(by the way, "jack Mormon" is a slang term in the U.S.---possibly just the West?---that means someone who is only nominally Mormon. Someone who goes to church now and then, but doesn't, say, take the world of wisdom seriously. So "JAK Mormon" was a pun on this, meaning someone who isn't a Mormon at all, I guess!)
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Post by _Imwashingmypirate »

Blixa wrote:
Imwashingmypirate wrote:Repent to whom?


Nicely said


(by the way, "jack Mormon" is a slang term in the U.S.---possibly just the West?---that means someone who is only nominally Mormon. Someone who goes to church now and then, but doesn't, say, take the world of wisdom seriously. So "JAK Mormon" was a pun on this, meaning someone who isn't a Mormon at all, I guess!)


LOL. I don't believe in the same god. I guess that rules me out. When I pray I do not visualise anyone. But Mormonism is good for me. I had not intended to get drunk. I only tried it but got drunk on very little. I was walking into walls after the first drink.
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Blixa wrote:(by the way, "jack Mormon" is a slang term in the U.S.---possibly just the West?---that means someone who is only nominally Mormon. Someone who goes to church now and then, but doesn't, say, take the world of wisdom seriously. So "JAK Mormon" was a pun on this, meaning someone who isn't a Mormon at all, I guess!)


Yep, Blixa has it right. I used the phrase "JAK Mormon" because of Pirate's friendship with JAK as well as the fact that she decided to have a few drinks the other night. It was a pun. It was not intended to imply that JAK is a Mormon.
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