Droopy: why are multiple wives required for spirit babies?

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Re: Droopy: why are multiple wives required for spirit babi

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LittleNipper wrote:God CREATED and CREATES. God does not PROCREATE. God is bound only by His perfect imagination, and not to a nature designed by ANOTHER & GREATER being. Who would God marry who He himself didn't create? The Mormon idea of birthing sprit beings isn't biblical or even righteous. It lessens the view of God's abilities to the level of a created being......


So your saying that your imaginary God can beat up our imaginary God.

by the way, on a serious note, the thought that a God, such as you imagine, would concern himself with the goings on of some obscure recently evolved beings, who live on a small speck of dirt in a far of corner of an ordinary galaxy, which is one of billions of such galaxies in the universe, lessens the view of God. Why is it that some religious people are always able to see the hubris in others but not in themselves?
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subgenius wrote:
Bazooka wrote:Where did subby go?

Mormonism teaches that a third of the host of heaven went with Satan, with the remaining two thirds choosing the "come to earth" plan. I posit that means Mormons believe the number is finite as you can't divide an infinite number into thirds.

not true...if one considers a continuous, and infinite line of people...where they diverge in a sequence of one and two...one person steps to the left...2 persons step to the right...

wait, never mind...i just realized you don't know what the host of heaven is.


Okay, how did Satan manage to lead a third of an infinite number away after a war in heaven?
There was a war in heaven that had a finite outcome. Two thirds won and chose to come to earth, one third chose not to and went with Satan. Hard to know who's on which sound when one cannot count heads....
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LittleNipper wrote:God CREATED and CREATES. God does not PROCREATE. God is bound only by His perfect imagination, and not to a nature designed by ANOTHER & GREATER being. Who would God marry who He himself didn't create? The Mormon idea of birthing sprit beings isn't biblical or even righteous. It lessens the view of God's abilities to the level of a created being......


Who procreated to produce Jesus?
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Subby, Droopy,

If the number of the host of heaven is infinite, what is the point of doing temple work for the dead?
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Mktavish wrote:
What kind of sick and twisted god would create finite beings , give them a finite test , then damn them for eternity?

+1
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Bazooka wrote:Subby, Droopy,

If the number of the host of heaven is infinite, what is the point of doing temple work for the dead?

the number is irrelevant.
work for the dead is for the individual.
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Mktavish wrote:
Bazooka wrote:Subby, Droopy,

If the number of the host of heaven is infinite, what is the point of doing temple work for the dead?


Indeed , why bother with anything relating to the finite at all.

With god being infinite , why is there a finite test of our souls , with finite judgement , that damns or saves us infinitely.

this is not Mormon doctrine so i am not sure why you are espousing such profundities.

Mktavish wrote:It would make way more sense that we as individuals will continue to learn and grow infinitely. As in the theory of karma and reincarnation.

"Eternal life is the ability to progress and increase forever." - BY
http://www.LDS.org/search?q=eternal+pro ... op-results

Mktavish wrote:What kind of sick and twisted god would create finite beings , give them a finite test , then damn them for eternity?

this seems like babbling...Mormons do not consider themselves as finite beings, just the time on earth. Nor is the test finite....nor is it eternal
http://www.LDS.org/search?q=damnation&d ... s&lang=eng
you seem to be talking about another church.
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Bazooka wrote:
LittleNipper wrote:God CREATED and CREATES. God does not PROCREATE. God is bound only by His perfect imagination, and not to a nature designed by ANOTHER & GREATER being. Who would God marry who He himself didn't create? The Mormon idea of birthing sprit beings isn't biblical or even righteous. It lessens the view of God's abilities to the level of a created being......


Who procreated to produce Jesus?


The Son of God emptied Himself and by the Holy Spirit moved into the womb of Mary, a young betrothed Jewish girl, so that He might come into this world as a human baby...
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LittleNipper wrote:
Bazooka wrote:Who procreated to produce Jesus?


The Son of God emptied Himself and by the Holy Spirit moved into the womb of Mary, a young betrothed Jewish girl, so that He might come into this world as a human baby...


CFR that that's how it happened.
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